Pompeo Confuses Ukraine For Iraq! Believes Russia Invades Countries to Steal Oil and Gas!

- He told why we invaded and continue invading and, overall, are trying to enslave one major oil and gas exporting nation remained unknown until this day, so, we're trying to conquer it. You won't ever guess which one. Let Pompeo speak for himself.

Mike Pompeo, U.S. State Secretary: "We all know the story of Russia invading Ukraine to gain access to oil and gas reserves. It started depriving Ukraine of the possibility of developing the resources for itself and using its pipelines to bring energy to its own people. Instead, it uses those pipelines to put pressure, political pressure".

 

- Konstantin Fedorovich, why are you laughing?

Konstantin Zatulin, Russian Government: Well, I…

- What's going on?

- Using pipelines to put pressure sounds very high-tech.

- That's right, Ukrainian Saudi. Right indeed, it's just they're under pressure.

Konstantin Zatulin, Russian Government: Actually, it's not quite right. Of course, Russia is going to invade a major oil exporting nation, the U.S. We do have such plans. We started with air-dropping...

- In 10 minutes, there will be headlines: Russian Politician Ready to Invade United States.

- Yeah. As for oil and gas in Ukraine, undoubtedly, oil and gas can be found everywhere in some quantities. The only question is if it's economically rational to extract them from where they are deposited. Likewise, it doesn't make any sense to extract gold from a human body even though a certain amount of it can be found there. It'll be more expensive than the gold itself.

- Boris Borisovich is touching his teeth. Why is he?

- He's afraid that we'll begin extracting gold right now.

Konstantin Zatulin: But of course, it's a sensitive joke because there were people in history who extracted gold from a human body, it's the fascists during the WWII who, as you know well, were very keen to collect golden teeth in concentration camps. It's not funny. As for the Secretary of State statements, they betray once again that the Secretary of State knows little geography and economics, has a very slight idea of the purpose of a pipeline. By the look of things, he believes that a pipeline itself produces gas. Doesn't it? That's why we seized it.

- Oil too. And gold.

- The gas pipe itself. On its own. It's very sad, it's very sad, but what can we do about it? Apparently, in a while, he'll need to get some further education. He can do it in Russia. We have many good educational and scientific institutions where Mr. Pompeo could apply to.